THE CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME
by Chris Cantoni
High school. High school never changes. It’s been almost twenty-five years since Can’t Buy Me Love came out, and, in twenty-five more years, high school will still be the exact same thing: a place to put…
Blergh. I wrote this thing about Can’t Buy Me Love because that’s perhaps my favorite high school movie of all time, but I don’t think it does a good job of conveying the things I wanted to convey. It doesn’t sound sincere, because sincerely, high school is really hard and lonely at times and I think I spent a lot of time playing at being a person instead of just being one, which duh, didn’t we all?
Ronald Millers unite!

