a study published by psychiatrist dr. aikarakudy alias concluded that men with an extraordinarily high IQ generally had thicker, more abundant body hair than their less intelligent counterparts. he also found that the smartest members of mensa tended to have thick hair on their backs, as well as their chests.
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The study fails to mention that the reason these hairier males are smarter is due to the fact that they were never out on dates or having intercourse, and therefore had much more time to hit the books.
