beenthinking:

Oh my gosh you guys. EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING and gather around and marvel at the days when my fiance was a young, hot, drug dealer. I just laughed so hard I drooled and almost lost control of my bladder.
And that doesn’t even mean I wasn’t simultaneously attracted!

I was forced to cut my hair years ago, as my virility created problems for the people around me.
I will buy a drink to the best caption of this image.

beenthinking:

Oh my gosh you guys. EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING and gather around and marvel at the days when my fiance was a young, hot, drug dealer. I just laughed so hard I drooled and almost lost control of my bladder.

And that doesn’t even mean I wasn’t simultaneously attracted!

I was forced to cut my hair years ago, as my virility created problems for the people around me.

I will buy a drink to the best caption of this image.

posted 1 year ago