If you are a cop in Orange County, you can coerce strippers into jerking you off and you will not get in trouble for it.
Steps to getting away with sexual assault:
Be in a position of authority*
Be a man*
Admit to everything, have DNA testing and a variety of inappropriate behavior on the night in question confirm what happened.*
SLUT SHAMING!!!!!
Not guilty
*Not necessary in every situation

If you are a cop in Orange County, you can coerce strippers into jerking you off and you will not get in trouble for it.

Steps to getting away with sexual assault:

  1. Be in a position of authority*
  2. Be a man*
  3. Admit to everything, have DNA testing and a variety of inappropriate behavior on the night in question confirm what happened.*
  4. SLUT SHAMING!!!!!
  5. Not guilty

*Not necessary in every situation

posted 3 years ago